In IPLE, Mr. Brodman posed the presenting group with the difficult question of "What's the difference between freedom and liberty?" After some moments of deep thinking and silence from the group as they pondered this impossible riddle, Yair walked up to home plate and took one for the team. His ever so intelligent response: "The spelling?"
Lard from the Lunchroom:
Yesterday they were serving the hands down nastiest looking lunch ever - other than perhaps those strange meat skewers they tried feeding us once or twice. I'm not certain why, but I found this lunch hilarious. On seeing it, I literally broke down laughing -> Aakash will be my witness that upon seeing Chris's lunch I almost died. In response to my question as to "What the hell is that?", Chris responded, "It looks like cat food..."
In stat today, we learned about extrapolation. Then Mrs. Y goes, "naturally the opposite would be..." and the class goes "interpolation". Wtf? I thought it'd be intrapolation. Why does interpolation get to be inter? Then extrapolation should be exterpolation, duh. These math peoples have really got to learn their English!
Hangin' with Hamlet:
Let me just say that the movie is completely ruined by this dude:
In the words of Sonam, "This guy's such a tool!"
Buzz from Bianca:
"Beyonce has the best weaves. They use her in shampoo commercials! That's not her real hair! People are just stupid."
*side note: watch the documentary Good Hair by Chris Rock. I watched it last year and I found it fascinating! Learned so much :D
Armaan's Words of Wisdom:
It doesn't matter if you're stoned or hammered, just make sure you follow Kyleigh's Law, and get out of that party before 11:00. You don't want to be caught on the road after hours :P Just Kidding!
His legit pearl of counsel: "One day your life is going to flash before your eyes;
It better be worth watching!